Archive for June, 2006

The Thought Process of the Fairer Sex

Friday, June 9th, 2006

On the subway this morning I found myself seated next to a woman reading a book titled “Understanding Feminine Psychology.” I take this as definitive proof that women are so crazy, even they don’t understand what they’re thinking.

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Everyone Panic

Sunday, June 4th, 2006

In two days, the date will be 6/6/06. That’s right, the day of the mark of the beast is rapidly approaching. Call your loved ones and bid them your final farewells because our collective time upon this world is rapidly drawing to a close. Ladies and gentlemen, the apocalypse is officially friggin’ nigh.

Really.

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