Everyone Panic
In two days, the date will be 6/6/06. That’s right, the day of the mark of the beast is rapidly approaching. Call your loved ones and bid them your final farewells because our collective time upon this world is rapidly drawing to a close. Ladies and gentlemen, the apocalypse is officially friggin’ nigh.
Really.
June 7th, 2006 at 7:32 am
Shit. I guess now we’re in Hell. I guess all those people who ever said, “See you in Hell!” were right.
Unless, of course, they died already.