Thinking outside of the box
Yesterday in Manhattan, in what police are calling an apparent suicide attempt, a man tried to end his life by blowing up a building he owned while he was still in it. See what happens when you ban guns? People have to find new, creative ways to kill themselves.
July 12th, 2006 at 4:32 am
Well, that guy failed. I mean, if you’re going to get creative with your suicide, let’s get hog-wild. I would skydive into a public park with no parachute, wearing a backpack full of gallons of paint (various colors, of course), so that when I “landed,” a fountain of paint (and some blood, probably) would erupt into the air.
That’s not even that good, but come on. That’s way more creative than “I’ll just blow up the building.”