Archive for August, 2006

“Come on, kill me!”

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Remember the cinematic triumph that was Predator? Last night I dreamt that my two brothers and I had to fight the Predator. In a barn. With shovels. Though the battle was long and hard-fought, we emerged victorious. His shoulder-mounted blaster cannon was no match for our… shovels.

Another Statement

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
My Point of View

Officially, the temperature is 90 degrees. According to the heat index (the temperature it actually seems like), it is 105 degrees. It’s freaking hot out here people.