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For years, my deodorant of choice has been Old Spice: High Endurance. Though the scent it emits has served me well for some time now, I feel the time is ripe for change. I am now soliciting suggestions for my new preferred brand of deodorant and/or antiperspirant.

They were handing out free samples of Axe Clix at the gym yesterday and the included advertisement implied that if I used that particular brand of deodorant, women at the supermarket would check me out. That certainly sounds preferable to Tag Body Spray, the company whose commercials suggest that women at the supermarket will outright tackle you to the ground. I have never, however, been wrestled to the ground by a horde of lascivious women in the supermarket so who knows? Perhaps I would find the experience to be a pleasant one.

A difficult decision awaits me.

I just wanted to clarify something. I was never seriously considering taking the light bulbs from my old apartment. Thank you and good night.

Holy crap, I’ve lived in New York for over a year. Someone buy me a cake.

I move into my new apartment tomorrow. When I got home yesterday, the light bulb in the living room burned out prompting these questions: Should I replace the light bulb, even though I’ll only be using it for two more days? Is it even worth the trouble? When I move, should I unscrew all of the lightbulbs and take them with me?

Sometimes, the tough decisions one has to make in life are almost too much to bear.