It’s a good thing I’m not a personal trainer
Today I underwent my annual fitness evaluation at the gym. According to the results, I have gained 14 pounds since last year. Not many people work out at the gym for a year and gain weight, but somehow I found a way. I am quite the miracle-worker.
December 8th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
Um.
Dude, a lot of people actually do try to gain weight at the gym. The weight goes to their muscles. You’re supposed to say, “Damn, look at me, gaining weigh at the gym; I’m getting buff!!”