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Today is the first day of spring. Happy spring.

I realized recently that I buy far too much crap. None of it is particularly useful, it just sits around my apartment taking up space (hence why I call it “crap”).

So, in honor of the new season, I have imposed a moratorium upon buying crap. From now on, if I buy anything I don’t need for survival/work/class, I will have to shame myself by posting about it online. Let the public self-flagellation begin.

The Ides of March was yesterday and I was not assassinated, once again proving that I am not Julius Caesar. I hope this puts to rest any beliefs you may have previously held.

You know what I hate? I hate… oh wait, you already know? Oh. Okay. Never mind then.

Last night I dreamt that a friend and I went to a bar. All of the bars had cover charges for some reason though, so we settled on a bar that based its cover charge on what kind of pants you were wearing.

As soon as we sat down, I realized that I was surrounded by a bunch of people I had gone to high school with. We didn’t actually interact - they were just there, drinking and talking.

The time came for me and my friend to leave so we asked for the check. The bartender gave it to us and I looked at the charges. I had been charged a $90 cover charge for my “High-fashion black pants (New York)”. At that point I started screaming at the bartender, “these are my black khakis from the Gap! I just got off of work! I’m wearing Gap khakis you bastard! GAAAAHHHHHH!!!”

Then I woke up.

Last night I dreamt I put my hand down on a desk. When I looked down at the desk, I realized the desk was covered in broken glass. I spent the rest of the dream picking shards of glass out of my hand. Good thing this happened in dreamland or else I would have been screwed.

I didn’t blog at all during the month of February. Sorry. Here’s a rundown of the exciting stuff that happened last month:

• I rediscovered the fact that Doughnuts are delicious.
• …

That’s pretty much it.