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Ever had one of those dreams where so much random stuff happens you can’t make sense of it all? I had one of those last night. Here are the highlights:

• My friend Knoll attempting to return a half-chewed pack of gum to a gas station convenience store after it “failed to live up to his standards”
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes showing up at a pep rally taking place at my old high school
• Me arguing with someone else over how much to tip a guy who comes to your house in the morning, cooks you breakfast, and then leaves
• Me and my brother Lonnie performing the song Curbside Prophet in an abandoned house

Weird. I bet it has something to do with me watching Snakes on a Plane last night.

Last night I dreamt that I defeated Mike Tyson in a boxing match. This officially makes me cooler than the Fresh Prince.

I ordered a new messenger bag to put all of my crap into. This way, when I order more crap I don’t need, I will have something to tote it around the city in.

I currently have an intense desire to play Scrabble or some other sort of word-based game. I am, however, lacking opponents and you can’t really play Scrabble by yourself. Can you?

Say hello to my two new roommates.

Last night I dreamt that, while I slept in my bed, a swarm of Aphids started coming up through my sheets. When I woke up, I was itchy all over. Weird.

So, I bought a bunch of stuff I don’t need.

I ordered a bunch of CDs from Amazon.com the other day. These albums are not crap but since I don’t need them for work, class or survival, they fall into the “Crap I don’t really need” category. I’m glad I got them though because I can only listen to The Rainbow Connection so many times before I go crazy. For your viewing enjoyment, here they are:

Barenaked Ladies - Barenaked Ladies Are Men

Barenaked Ladies are awesome. Also, according to the title of this, their most recent album, they are also men. Whoa, I’m confused.

Fountains of Wayne - Traffic and Weather

This album has a song about a ‘92 Subaru. It has to be good.

Lordi - The Arockalypse

A hard rock band from Finland that rocks. By definition, I suppose they have to.

Nirvana - Nevermind

I had an overwhelming desire to listen to the song Lithium.