Here comes the bride
Last night I dreamt that I had a date with a girl I met through an online dating site. When we finally met in person, she was wearing a wedding dress.
“I thought you were single,” I said.
“I am single,” she said, “but I’m married.”
“Oh. Well, I guess I’ll just go home then.”
“Don’t you want to hang out?”
And because I am stupid even in my dreams, I said “sure” and hung out with the single/married girl. When I flirted with her she got mad and told me that she was married but when I didn’t, she got upset that I wasn’t paying any attention to her. Even in my dreams girls find a way to drive me crazy.
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:58 am
Are you sure you were asleep? Girls do that sort of shit to me, anyway.
Maybe you got roofied and it just felt like a dream.
May 4th, 2007 at 3:27 am
I bet she’d be hot if she weren’t dead, too.