I have no idea why

This weekend I was walking down the sidewalk in my ‘hood when I noticed a pair of girls walking ahead of me. Both were wearing tiny little shirts that let their boobs hang out and tiny little skirts that let their asses hang out. Naturally, every single guy on the street stopped to look as they walked by.

After a few blocks one of the girls turned to the other and said “Gawd, why is everyone staring at us?”

It wasn’t everyone, it was just the guys. I think it had something to do with your boobs and asses hanging out of your clothes.

2 Responses to “I have no idea why”

  1. FunkeBoy Says:

    BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT AT THE CLUB/BAR YET, YOU DUMB SLUT.

    Speaking of which, hey Hen-Dogg: My cousin that I’ve met once that lives in NY is opening another bar/club thing or something, and my family’s gonna be out there in mid-July; I may come out there for it. We should go get hammered or something. Or, ya know, just do whatever people do in NY.

  2. Henry Do Says:

    Don’t worry man, people get hammered in NYC too.

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