Gently down the stream
Last night I dreamed that I bought a bag of apples from the grocery store, took them home, walked into the bathroom and placed them on the lid of the toilet tank. According to my crazy dream-world logic, that was the best place to store apples.
When I woke up this morning I thought to myself “man, that was a weird dream.” I got out of bed, walked to the bathroom… and saw a bag of apples sitting on the lid of the toilet tank. Since I haven’t purchased any apples in months, I was very confused. How the hell did a bag of apples get into my apartment, let alone my bathroom?
Then I really woke up. I got out of bed to check the bathroom. No apples. It was all just a dream-within-a-dream. I feel so relieved.
Though if I see a bag of apples in my bathroom when I get home from work tonight, I’m going to freak out.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Would have been funny if you woke up while trying to bob for apples out of your toilet.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
^^ lol