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My flight has now been delayed until 1:00 am. Jetblue sucks. That’s right, I said it.

Now I’m stuck in the Raleigh airport because my 8:40 flight back to NYC has been delayed until midnight. I am less than happy.

Now I’m sitting in an office in Raleigh. I got to drive a sweet rental car here - I originally asked for a midsize car but they gave me a tank-like SUV instead. I guess it’s almost the same thing.

I’m sitting on a plane about to depart for Raleigh, North Carolina. Jetblue claims to be “home of the most legroom in coach.” That means you get 3 inches of space instead of 2.

Sunday

is just like Monday

Only instead of the Mon

it has the Sun.

Nobody I know seems to like traveling by plane, yet no one has ever come up with an alternative solution… until now. I propose that we set up a series of huge slingshots around the country that can hurl people through the air at high speeds to their respective destinations. This way, no one will ever have to suffer through another cramped, uncomfortable flight again. I see absolutely no flaws in this plan whatsoever.

Summertime makes me

wish I had a girl in a

cute dress to hold me