Any answer is right except for “yes”
I had this neat little exchange with the cashier at a store:
Him: “Would you like a bag with that?
Me: “Sure.”
Now, at this point, conversation could have resolved like this:
Him: “Okay.”
Instead, it went something like this:
Him: “Finally, someone asks for one of our wonderful plastic bags! You know this things will never biodegrade and will be around for 5 million years, right? Great choice. After you get this bag home I bet it’s going to take up space in a landfill somewhere.”
Me: “Uh, okay. Thanks.”
I normally reuse my plastic bags for other purposes (to line trash cans, carry things places, suffocate infants, etc.) but just to spite this guy, I took a cab to the nearest landfill and threw the bag directly into it. Take that, random cashier guy.
October 14th, 2007 at 8:24 am
Maybe next time, you should just tell him you don’t believe in that “global warming” bullshit… after all, everyone knows it’s all lies. :/ Well anyrate, you could just tell him he’s an asshole. Or use said plastic bag to suffocate said cashier. The possibilities are endless, really…
November 18th, 2007 at 7:16 am
Umm…I think the cashier was soliciting his mother for prostitution. I’m pretty sure you just misunderstood him. Or his girlfriend. Who is his mom.