I will be performing this without the aid of camera tricks
Magicians always have hot assistants dancing around in skimpy outfits. If I was ever a magician, my assistants would be a bunch of hideous-looking dudes with no motor skills whatsoever. That would be entertaining as hell. Plus, if I ever messed up the “saw a person in half” trick and accidentally sawed one of them in half for real, it wouldn’t be a huge loss; the world seems to have a never ending supply of us ugly dudes.