Hulk mildly disgruntled
You know what makes me really angry? When the gum you’re chewing loses its flavor after twenty seconds. That vexes me greatly.
You know what else makes me really angry? Global warming.
You know what makes me really angry? When the gum you’re chewing loses its flavor after twenty seconds. That vexes me greatly.
You know what else makes me really angry? Global warming.
November 20th, 2007 at 2:28 am
The gum thing seems worse.
November 20th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
It is, believe me. The gum thing affects me personally; specifically my mouth. That’s where I put things I’m going to chew and subsequently digest.
Does global warming affect my mouth? Is my mouth getting hotter due to a rise in global temperature caused by excessive buildup of greenhouse gases? Are ecosystems in my mouth being gradually destroyed due to long-term effects of climate change? Is the wildlife in my mouth facing extinction due to the rapid change in their surroundings and loss of habitat, caused not only by temperature fluctuation but also the encroachment of humanity into their environment?
Take that Al Gore. Try doing a movie about the things that really matter to the people. And when I say “the people,” I really mean “me”.
December 4th, 2007 at 11:48 am
“An Inconvenient Truth…about My Mouth”