Happy New Year’s Eve. Unless, of course, you’re reading this post from a place where it’s already New Year’s Day. Or if you’re reading this post in the future, long after New Year’s Day. You know what? Forget I said anything.
Having a web site is hard.
Merry Christmas you skanky fools. I didn’t get you anything.
The word “unique” means “one-of-a-kind.” That means if you say something is “very unique,” you are actually saying “very one-of-a-kind,” which makes no sense whatsoever; a thing is either one-of-a-kind or it isn’t. People of the world, stop using this phrase and make this cranky old man happy.
Two days ago, this plant showed up at my desk. The card attached said “Happy Birthday!! Guess who?”
I can’t guess. I have no idea who sent this. It’s driving me insane.
Holy crap, it’s December. Just a few days ago, it felt like it was November. Weird.
