My Public Shame
Thursday, March 13th, 2008I forgot to put on my belt today and it’s making me self-conscious. People can totally tell that there is nothing in my belt loops.
Archive for March, 2008
And then I’ll eat your babies
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008Location: The subway platform at Grand Central Station during morning rush hour
The doors of the 6 train opened and a herd of people tried to exit the train while another herd tried to board simultaneously. Not the most optimal situation but it’s like that everyday. One guy getting off the train bumped into another guy getting on.
Guy 1: “Excuse you.”
Guy 2: “No, excuse you.”
“You got a problem man?”
“No, you want a fuckin’ problem man?”
“Why don’t you fuck off!”
“Fuck you!”
“That’s right, keep walking!”
“I’LL FUCKIN’ SLIT YOUR THROAT!”
Just for the record, no one’s throat actually got slit.
