My Public Shame
I forgot to put on my belt today and it’s making me self-conscious. People can totally tell that there is nothing in my belt loops.
I forgot to put on my belt today and it’s making me self-conscious. People can totally tell that there is nothing in my belt loops.
March 13th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Thats like when I forgot to zip my fly at Disneyland and an employee of the park had to pull me aside and tell me whats up.
Very embarrassing.
March 14th, 2008 at 9:42 am
I forgot to wear a belt with my suit yesterday.
I had to keep telling myself that people were not looking.
I barely survived.
March 14th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
I CAN SEE YOUR BELT LOOPS!!!
March 18th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
How can you see my belt loops? You’re on the opposite side of the country.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Wouldn’t you like to know….
April 15th, 2008 at 1:03 am
Umm… yeah, I would, actually. That’s kind of why I asked. Had I not wanted to know, I would have responded with nothing.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:24 am
It wasn’t a question, it was a statement.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:38 am
Why did you feel the need to state what was implied by my comment? For clarification purposes? In that case, I thank you on behalf of all the slow people who read this.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:37 am
rub /rÊŒb/ [ruhb]
verb, rubbed, rub·bing, noun
–verb (used with object)
[Origin: 1300–50; 1860–65 for def. 18b; ME rubben (v.); c. Fris rubben, Dan rubbe, Sw rubba]
—Idioms
19. rub it in, Informal. to emphasize or reiterate something unpleasant in order to tease or annoy: The situation was embarrassing enough without having you rub it in.