I don’t think I’ll ever bring myself to ordering “Video On-Demand” because honestly, I don’t think I’m that demanding. If I’m going to demand something, it’ll be something important, like “hey, I’ve been doused with gasoline and set on fire! I demand that someone extinguish these flames!… if it wouldn’t be too much trouble.”
I am never, on the other hand, ever going to say “I demand to see Failure to Launch RIGHT NOW.”
If you google “Henry Do,” this site is the first one listed.
For some unexplained reason, I am somewhat proud of this. I also feel a bit narcissistic for googling myself in the first place.
George Carlin, one of my favorite comedians, has passed away.
Farewell George. Thanks for making me laugh… and more importantly, thanks for making me think. The world will miss you more than it knows.
As a rule, man is a fool.
When it’s hot, he wants it cool;
when it’s cool, he wants it hot.
Always wanting what it is not.
- Nat King Cole
I believe that going to the movies could be a pleasant experience once again with this simple change: each theater would have an usher armed with a stick. If someone starts talking during the film, either to their friends nearby or on their cell phone, they get beaten by the usher with the stick. Problem solved.
