Words of wisdom

As a rule, man is a fool.

When it’s hot, he wants it cool;

when it’s cool, he wants it hot.

Always wanting what it is not.

- Nat King Cole

2 Responses to “Words of wisdom”

  1. FunkeBoy Says:

    The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
    If you offer me pheasant I’d rather have grouse
    If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
    If you put me in a flat then I’d rather have a house
    If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
    If you set me on a rat then I’d rather chase a mouse

    The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
    And there isn’t any call for me to shout it
    For he will do as he do do
    And there’s no doing anything about it!

    The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore
    When you let me in, then I want to go out
    I’m always on the wrong side of every door
    And as soon as I’m at home, then I’d like to get about
    I like to lie in the bureau drawer
    But I make such a fuss if I can’t get out

    The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
    And it isn’t any use for you to doubt it
    For he will do as he do do
    And there’s no doing anything about it!

    The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast
    My disobliging ways are a matter of habit
    If you offer me fish then I always want a feast
    When there isn’t any fish then I won’t eat rabbit
    If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer
    But I only like what I find for myself
    So you’ll catch me in it right up to my ears
    If you put it away on the larder shelf

    The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing
    The Rum Tum Tugger doesn’t care for a cuddle
    But I’ll leap in your lap in the middle of your sewing
    For there’s nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle!

    The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
    And there isn’t any need for me to spout it
    For he will do as he do do
    And there’s no doing anything about it!

  2. Henry Says:

    ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    “Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The frumious Bandersnatch!”

    He took his vorpal sword in hand:
    Long time the manxome foe he sought –
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
    And stood awhile in thought

    And as in uffish thought he stood,
    The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
    And burbled as it came!

    One, two! One, two! and through and through
    The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
    He went galumphing back.

    “And has thou slain the Jabberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
    He chortled in his joy.

    ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

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