A request

If there is a movie you have seen that I have not and I express a desire to see said movie in the future, it is not necessary for you to tell me “oh, you gotta listen for the part when he says [fill in the blank]” or “man, you gotta watch the part when the one guys does [fill in the blank].” That is because when I watch movies, I automatically watch the action on the screen as well as pay attention to what is being said. Unless the movie requires specialized viewing instructions, I do not need any suggestions, hints or tips on how to watch moving pictures projected onto a wall while listening to synchronized sounds played over a speaker system.

That is all.

3 Responses to “A request”

  1. Sweetdough Says:

    I’m the Juggernaut, bitch! Haha, that part is so funny out of context. Especially in the movie’s trailer. Which is the only place I’ve ever seen it. It didn’t make me want to see the movie. I haven’t seen it. What movie was it again? I wonder who said it?

  2. Joel Says:

    Haha, did I inspire this post? I swear I didn’t even notice I was doing it!

  3. Henry Says:

    Nah, it totally wasn’t you - I was inspired by random people on the internet who like to try to give cryptic hints about what happens in movies, but fail miserably and give everything away, i.e. “Okay, I’m not going to give anything away, but let’s just say that you THINK that the main character of the movie isn’t really an alien in disguise. Let me just say that. Also, totally keep an eye out for the part where he says ‘I am not really an alien in disguise,’ because… well, not to give anything away, but keep this in mind - you THINK he’s not going to transform into an alien at that point and kill off the supporting characters and his love interest.”

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